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1996-08-01
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|2-Why??
an informative article typed in a puzzled state by
|1-Mammoth/Syndicate
|1-Why do....
people not look where they are going and inadvertently bump into you?
kids stand on street corners and not let you pass?
people complain about the lottery when they spent thirty quid on it
and win sod all?
blacks in London have their own clubs and societies when there are
none for whites only. (In a way its Racism)
kids cry because Take That have split up? Overrated wankers.
people buy Boyzone records?
PC owners slag the Amiga so much, if our machine had a 50MHZ processor
in it it would piss over PCs from a great height (not that it already
does!)
Acid Software in Doncaster not have a clue what I ask them when I
phone.
People in the media build bands up only to shoot them down again once
they are famous. (Not only bands, its people as well!)
People critisice things even when they have never tried them, take me,
I never critisice sex......errr shit cut that bit.
People give birth then dump their baby outside a hospital? The word
"Irresponsible bitches" come to mind.
Mental Hospital officers allow known schitzophrenics back into society
only for them to kill someone?
people only have a bet on Grand National day and end up winning a few
hundred quid, sods law that!
|1- Why is it that.....
Station announcers at East Croydon get it wrong so often? I meant
to go to Victoria and ended up at London bloody Bridge!
the F.A have their heads so far up their arses they can see what they
had for dinner?
no matter where Graham Taylor goes, its a recipe for disaster?
(Watford 2-3 Ipswich by the way!)
a Company in Croydon took me on as an Analyst/Programmer and booted me
out for NO REASON after three months?
Sensible Golf is a good game until you get onto the green, that
completely buggers the game up!!
Fergie is such an irresponsible fat cow? I`m longing for the day when
she is selling the Big Issue outside East Croydon station so I can twat
her one.
Wispa Gold bars are sooooo addictive?? I`ve eaten five today.
Agencies set you up for interviews at some place that takes three hours
to get to and arrange it for 10:00 am the next day, even if you have
told them you have an appointment at 11:00 am in completely the opposite
direction.
People that work in music shops get pissed off when you pick up a Fender
strat thats plugged into a sodding great marshall amp and play Nirvana`s
Territorial Pissings with overdrive on and volume cranked up? Got
thrown out I did, I was going to buy that strat as well, sounded ace!
Wallace and Gromit animations are soooo good! I`ve got the t-shirt now!
The government don`t know what to do about this beef crisis, I still eat
beefburgers, nowt wrong wiv me me old tulip, gibber, gibber, snurk
snurk, oh look theres my fur-lined spiderman costume, anyone fancy a fig
roll?
My landlord bursts into my room without knocking on the door, downright
rude if you ask me.
all unemployed people in Croydon look like someone has stolen their
brains, everyone I see in the dole office has a vacant-miles-away look
on their faces. One day I`m gonna conduct an intelligence test in
there. (Y`know the bird in the Siesta advert, the one sitting in the
laundrettes? Thats the face exactly!!)
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